The Blockley Sonnet

Nigel Weston's bowels were in a truly dreadful state. For some folk stress produces backaches. Others have migraines and others a stiff neck. Weston had bowel problems, big time! The last 48 hours had been the unhappiest of his life but only his laundry man would ever know the full extent of his misery.He sat comatose, staring at the walls. What on earth could he have been thinking? Of course he bitterly regretted the accident and the death of Harriman but he firmly believed that events generally contrive to produce, in the long run, the very best outcome, even if one wouldn't necessarily have picked that as the preferred outcome! He wasn't a praying man but today he prayed fervently that this would be one of those times.One perverted Vicar, a nymphomaniac neighbour, one dodgy politician and a seriously dangerous Head Teacher at the local school all go to make Blockley one seriously weird but wonderful town.